Old Men and Roofies…?

I just read about the human feet washing up on the shores of Canada….Hey, I thought Canadians were all nice and cool (like accepting rides from strangers who pick up from Elementary school, right?). What’s this about feet?! http://news.aol.com/story/_a/human-feet-washing-up-in-canada/20080619092809990001

I was recently in Montreal and I (along with my sister and travel companion) met these two older gentlemen at a bar. They bought us some delightful Gin & Tonics and talked to us for hours. The older was an English man and the other was Indian. My two vices right there…I have to add in that I find mature men attractive. I’m not saying I’d date them at my age now, so don’t grimace and call me a freak please. But these men were a little too old for my taste…we’re talking late 60’s…? 70’s? Oh hell who knows.

Were these men the feet guys?? The English guy gave me a kiss on the cheek a few times…he was probably trying to slip a roofie into my drink to take me back to his row boat and cut off my feet. The thing that puzzles me is that some of the feet still have shoes. If I was going about cutting off feet I would at least choose Womens size 9 with good taste. I’d throw the feet and keep the shoes. Hmm. Obviously these killers/feet removers haven’t planned well.